Wednesday, January 20, 2016

No Messing Around the Empty Nest

No Messing Around the Empty Nest

Written by Birchurawkp

Seitou's Clan now allows other clans to breed in a nest for that specific purpose. Sometimes there will be many a clan seeking to use it and I think some ground rules need to be laid out in writing. This is so that there will be less issues in the future.

Miasma needs to stay away as often as possible due to her farts. Kali keeps forgetting that dragons using the nest aren't enemies and to stop trying to kill them. Rubus needs to do a better job at taking care of health issues, especially those caused by Kali, and that means stop falling for berry bribes.

This is only a small list of what has gone wrong. Luckily, none of the clans have yet been upset by it. Usually because someone like Elfangor, Vergere, or another department head has reprimanded the offending dragons. Then has given the visiting dragons something to ease them.

Miasma, Kali, and Rubus need to remember that the point of lending out the nest is to forge alliances. To make sure we have allies when the time comes. Insulting future allies is not conductive to keeping allies.

Even when there is no pair using the nest, keeping away from it is good to keep it clean. Some dragons performing coitus or holding a party near the nest make it quickly unsanitary. The nest needs to look in mint conditions for the chance a clan will use it.

Why?

Because an unclean nest may make the dragons worry about sanitation issues. They may worry about their own health conditions or the conditions that their eggs will hatch in.

Now you may have heard Elfangor telling stories about how I will panic when one of my eggs hatch as I'm worried about bacteria and other things that can affect a newly hatched dragon. They are true and I'm sure dragons of other clans will think the same thing.

Albeit, not in the same ways I think about them. But the worry will be there and real.

As I end this article, I must also remind certain dragons that we need to cater to these visiting dragons. There is no need to push our points of view.

Crayak, there is no need to be testing your latest weapons near the nests even though we have all grown used to you testing in random areas.

Xelalin, you need to stop goggling whenever dragons start talking about performing coitus. You are a dragon and you do not need to go into an hour long explanation about how you were raised by Harpies. I know you have shown interest in the act, so please do not disturb visiting dragons with your questions again.

And to the rest of you: do your best to please these dragons as we need allies on this harsh planet of ours.

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